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Friday, December 15th, 2006

Time:12:07 am.
As part of my on going crusade to rid the world of morons still using Verizon, by enlightening them as to how idiotic their company is, I present to you. Vcents. Where several Verizon reps don't know the difference between 2 thousandths of a penny and two thousandths of a dollar.

Vcents
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Sunday, April 16th, 2006

Subject:easter
Time:1:35 am.
Sweet! I finally figured out my password, and just in time to post this good easter cheer.


Right now I'm eating all the candy in the eggs that my mom hid for my little brothers. Then I'm putting the eggs back.

Does that make me a bad person?
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Friday, December 9th, 2005

Time:11:20 pm.
Man, Fuck nightline and all these bitchy moms hateing bush because their children fought for our country and died. Way to whine because Bush didn't call and personaly apolagise for your son dieing. And why is it every single one of these women looks like they didn't realize that 80's were over?

Once again, Fuck Nightline.

Kimmel needs to start now.
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Saturday, November 5th, 2005

Time:6:32 pm.
dumped!
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Sunday, October 23rd, 2005

Time:10:51 pm.
broken toilet + flooded bath room = broken back.
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Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

Time:10:57 pm.
What's it mean when you start to realize you dislike some of the people you thought you liked?
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Monday, October 3rd, 2005

Time:10:45 pm.
I'm going to be in Iowa City from Thursday afternoon to Sunday in the very early morning.

Hollar at me.
I don't have nearly enough things to do while I'm there.
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Monday, September 19th, 2005

Time:9:58 am.
ok it's official, I'm converting.
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Monday, September 12th, 2005

Subject:Today is so boring.
Time:2:32 pm.
LALakerGmen33: whats ur cell # man i broke my phone and had to get a new one
LALakerGmen33: ?
LALakerGmen33: kramer it's cosgrove


Look how cool I am. I post aim conversations on livejournal.
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Friday, September 9th, 2005

Time:7:51 pm.
I was sympathetic towards the victims of hurricane katrina, but being foreced to listen to shitty music about New Orleans has pushed me to apathy.


ooooo Kanye West
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Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

Time:11:00 pm.
So, I think i might have been fired after only working one day!

Go me!

I think i qualify for Major fuck up now.
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Wednesday, July 6th, 2005

Time:2:28 am.
I had no idea of the true wisdom that Evy Van Polen possess.


Go Go DRAMA Cru!
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Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

Time:8:54 am.
my fucking phone doesn't get service any more.
That is so cool.
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Friday, June 3rd, 2005

Time:12:05 am.
fuck friends.

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

Subject:Now you'll all know why I've been so sucky recently.
Time:8:37 am.
I wish I could claim that these pains you placed apon me vanished years ago.
That I was actually over what nothing we had.
That these semi-annual fits of depression wouldn't hurt so bad.
Or last so long.

- An excerpt from this overwellming sense of complete depression that I just can't seem to shake for the life of me.
- -week 3, day 2.
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Saturday, April 23rd, 2005

Subject:ofn but I was discussing cell phone plans with my mom today and I remembered this.
Time:11:35 am.
"Why in the world would you think your cell phone would work in your house? The customer has come to expect so much." -- Verizon Chairman and CEO Ivan Seidenberg
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Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

Time:11:31 pm.
The new pope looks like a d-bag.
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Tuesday, March 15th, 2005

Time:5:25 am.
my tire went boom boom.

Then Clifton tried to help put the donut on only to realize it's a 5 nut donut and I have a 4 nut wheel.

wtf.

Oh, and it was the used tire my mom bought. So just to reiterate the fact, don't ever buy used tires. You aren't suppose to buy tires on sale either... but one of those hasn't blown up on me yet.

ok good night.
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Saturday, March 5th, 2005

Time:4:00 pm.
I made 100 bucks today before you even woke up.

Bling Bling Bitches.
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Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005

Time:1:31 pm.
In other news

http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-02-21

america = awesome.


/oral-sex

k bi, u g0 n0w.
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